paatroklos:

Every time I think of the black market, I actually imagine a market, with little stalls selling illegal things like nuclear weapons and organs.

11 hours ago · 513,835 notes 

unsuccessfulmetalbenders:

drakes dad: *calls drake*

drake: hello?

drakes dad: son, i saw it

drake: saw what

drakes dad: dont play that game with someone sent it to me on instantgraham

drake: oh…..

drakes dad: be honest with me about 1 thing

drake: what?

drakes dad: …..did you nut

11 hours ago · 8,761 notes 

jerkidiot:

in one of The Giver trailers, the narrator literally says “In a world where love is forbidden, they will fight to bring it back.” like okay that’s not what the book is about at all

11 hours ago · 26,521 notes 

true as fuck zodiac
  • aries: lovable but still a lil bitch
  • taurus: p cute but probably sacrifices hamsters to satan in their free time
  • gemini: crayola as fuck
  • cancer: rude as hell and not to be trusted with shit
  • leo: cutest ever
  • virgo: really deep and doesn't take any shit
  • libra: weird as hell omg
  • scorpio: probably satan
  • sagittarius: cute and very sweet
  • capricorn: to be avoided bc they're like taurus but they probs talk about their hamster sacrifices
  • aquarius: charming but hella strange once you know them
  • pisces: even more crayola than gemini

crabbington:

back to school supplies list

  • red lipstick
  • one pencil
  • vodka, probably
  • earbuds to block out your basic ass bitching

11 hours ago · 15,631 notes 

basedjane:

Supermodel Ataui Deng has been missing for 10 days, y’all. Had it not been for Roblé’s post, I wouldn’t have heard anything. 10 Days and NOTHING in the media?
*sigh*
If you have seen her or know anything concerning her disappearance, email FindAtaui@gmail.com
Again, I feel this begs to be said again: Black. Lives. Matter.